According to Jefferson Parish Sheriff Newell Normand, a 22 year old man stole a marked police vehicle this morning just after 6 am.

Normand says that a Fourth District patrol division officer was investigating a suspicious person complaint in the 2500 block of N. Woodlawn in Metairie, the officer returned to find that his marked JPSO had been stolen.

Less than ten minutes later, the Jefferson Parish 911 center was notified by the St. Charles Parish Sheriff’s Office that a white male was driving police unit erratically on the Mississippi river levee. St. Charles officers responded to the complaint and observed the suspect drive the unit into the Mississippi River. He was apprehended a short time later while swimming in the river.

Colonel John Fortunado with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office says the cruiser was not running at the time it was stolen, and “the officer had his keys in his pocket.”

RENO, Nev. — Rising fuel prices are putting a pinch on the world’s oldest profession.

Nevada brothels that cater to long-haul truckers are offering gas cards and other promotions after seeing business decline as much as 25 percent from a year ago, industry officials said.

Geoffrey Arnold, president of the Nevada Brothel Owners’ Association, said truckers account for up to 75 percent of business at the state’s rural brothels along Interstate 80 and U.S. Highway 95.

He said business is down about 19 percent at his two northern Nevada brothels along I-80: Donna’s Ranch in Wells and Donna’s Battle Mountain Ranch.

“We’re being affected by the economy like everybody else,” Arnold said. “Times are tougher … and truckers have less money to spend. They’re not high-rollers anymore.” Diesel fuel costs roughly $4.70 a gallon, up 67.5 percent from a year ago, according to the U.S. Department of Energy.

Of Nevada’s 28 legal brothels, 16 are located in rural areas that are being hurt by truckers’ higher diesel costs, Arnold said.

Whorehouses closer to Reno and Las Vegas, which rely more on tourists and conventioneers, say business is up this year.

In response to a 5 percent drop in business, the Shady Lady Ranch along U.S. 95 about 150 miles north of Las Vegas plans to offer $50 gas cards to clients who spend $300 and $100 gas cards to those who spend $500.

The brothel also offers special monthly discounts, including an offer of 45 minutes of services for $175 instead of the usual rate of $200.

“Anything that has to do with discretionary income is down,” owner Bobbi Davis said. “Instead of spending $500 out here, they might only spend $300. I see it every time they raise gas prices.” Under a promotion under way at the Moonlite BunnyRanch near Carson City, the first 100 customers who arrive with government stimulus checks receive twice the services for the same regular price.

“We’re calling it double your stimulus,” said BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof. “The brothel industry is having to get more creative just like all consumer products in America. Everybody has got to deal, and we’re doing the same thing.” Sue’s Fantasy Club in Elko doesn’t need to extend any promotions because it doesn’t rely on truckers, said the brothel’s manager, who would identify herself only as Victoria.

Business is up from last year because of a booming local economy driven by mining and rising gold prices, she said.

“We would be hurting, too, if we had to depend on truckers,” she said.

Hardest hit are independent truckers, who must pay for their own fuel, said George Flint, a lobbyist for the brothel owners’ association.

“So there goes your disposable income to have a little fun,” Flint told the Reno Gazette-Journal.

Since January, the number of long-haul trucks based in Nevada has dropped by 4,100, or 12 percent, said Paul Eons of the Nevada Motor Transport Association.

Arnold predicted the industry would weather the slowdown.

“The customers won’t be spending as much, but the brothels will still be there,” he said. “After food, the most important activity, at least for men, is sex. Sex is not going away.” The downturn also has affected brothels by leading to an increase in the number of women seeking jobs as legal prostitutes, Arnold added.

As business for escort services and strip clubs goes flat, “more women are interested in joining the (brothel) industry,” he said.

Nevada is the nation’s only state that allows brothels.

Prostitution is legal in 10 of Nevada’s 17 counties, but it’s illegal in the Reno and Las Vegas metropolitan areas.

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A 17-year-old plunged his car off the summit of Pikes Peak this afternoon, in authorities said appeared to be a suicide attempt.

The teen’s 1985 Nissan Maxima plunged more than 1,000 feet down the ravine strewn with boulders and skree. He pulled himself from the wreckage, but it took hours for local rescuers and military helicopters to make the daring rescue.

“We’ve had rain, we’ve had snow, we’ve had lightning popping around us all day,” Steve Sperry, spokesman for El Paso County Search and Rescue, said by cellphone shortly after the teen-ager was lifted from the mountain by a Chinook helicopter, after a Blackhawk helicopter had been unsuccessful in the windy, high-altitude terrain.

He was taken to Memorial Hospital in Colorado Springs in stable condition, Sperry said. He would not identify the teen-ager except to say he was from Colorado.

Witnesses in the parking lot saw the teen’s car plunge off the north side of the parking lot at about 1:15 p.m.

Police say the incident was a suicide attempt stemming from a relationship between the boy and his girlfriend that had recently ended.

Pikes Peak rises to 14,110 feet above sea level west of Colorado Springs. Called “America’s Mountain,” where the song “America the Beautiful” was inspired, the upper portion of the mountain is a federally designated historic landmark.

A HOUSEWIFE is getting her ninth boob job to take her to a GG cup, but can’t find any surgeons in the US to carry out the op.

Mum-of-one Sheyla Hershey, 28, is already a 34FFF and has a place in the record books due to her size.

She carries more than two litres of silicone in her implants and has had eight ops in five years.

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She reportedly said: “I think big boobies look beautiful.

“I am just following my dream and I won’t let anyone stop me.”

Sheyla, who lives in Texas, and is married to Derek, an American, plans to fly back to her native Brazil to get the op done.

She cannot get them enlarged in the US beacause there are laws which limit the amount of silicone a person can have in each breast - making it illegal for her to have another op there.

Dr Robert Rey, plastic surgeon to the stars allegedly warned her: “Your breasts could literally burst.”


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An Air India flight soared past its Mumbai destination on June 4 as its pilots allegedly dozed off in the cockpit, The Times of India reported Thursday.

The napping pilots flew 359 miles past the airport and were still at cruising altitude when nervous air traffic controllers woke them up.

The flight, which was on autopilot flying toward Mumbai, had about 100 passengers on board.

“The plane took off from Dubai at 1:35 a.m. Indian Standard Time and then from Jaipur at 7 a.m. After operating an overnight flight, fatigue levels peak, and so the pilots dozed off after taking off from Jaipur,” an unidentified source told The Times of India.

Air India officials vehemently denied the report, saying the plane lost radio contact with air traffic control for some time, and only flew 14 miles off course.

“We emphatically deny the report. No such incident took place. We’ve checked our records,” Jitender Bhargava, Air India’s director for public relations, told The Times.

Some pilots and air traffic controllers argue Air India is trying to cover up for the pilots’ mistake.

“There is a strict procedure which is followed during a radio communications failure whereby the aircraft should have descended to a holding point. Instead, it flew over Mumbai,” a check pilot told The Times of India. “Also, every flight has an expected time of arrival [ETA], so why did it not begin its descent even after crossing its ETA?”

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LAS VEGAS (AP) — O.J. Simpson says he’s being victimized by an ambitious Nevada prosecutor pressing an armed robbery case that even the alleged victims don’t want to pursue.

Simpson let loose this week in comments to a Fargo, N.D., radio station KFGO.

He says he faces trial in Las Vegas on Sept. 8 because of who he is.

Simpson says he’s got a dollar sign on his back and a bull’s eye on his front and everybody’s trying to benefit from him.

Clark County District Attorney David Roger is declining comment.

Simpson’s lawyer, Yale Galanter, tells The Associated Press that Simpson was just venting frustration at facing trial for trying to recover “family heirlooms” that were stolen from him.

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